“二战”时期,盟军要实(shí )施(📼)安奇奥(ào )登陆计划,迫于(yú )对(duì )一(🛍)门叫安(ān )奇奥(🍥)大炮(pào )的超级武(🥈)器的忌(🌰)惮,要派两个精锐特工去(qù )摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派(🕔)了(le )去,最后经过(🎡)一(🕖)连串(chuàn )搞笑事(✳)件(jiàn ),阴(🛹)差阳错(🚥)的最后完成了任务(wù )。 (🍮) 片段一:德国(🐶)人在(zài )北非布置(🤷)了一个(⏺)陷阱,准备了一幅假的(de )防御工(😞)事地图让这(zhè )二(èr )个士兵带回(🥔)去。他们(men )却(què )(🔝)阴差阳(yáng )错的拿走了(le )真的(👓)地图(tú ),最(zuì )终赢得了(le )(🍄)战役。 片(piàn )(🔔)段二:(🕙)他们(😍)化装(zhuāng )成管(guǎn )(🏯)道工(🎋)潜入德(🐀)军在(zài )意大利的司令部,给他(tā )们(men )卫(wèi )生间的管道修得乱七八糟,把将军淋了(le )个落汤(tāng )鸡(🤷)。将军去换衣(yī )(💹)服,拉(💯)开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新的(de )军(📧)服(fú )(🔍),于是洗(xǐ )头(tóu )(🔤)洗脸准备换(huàn )上新(xīn )(♌)军(💸)服的时候闭着眼(🚲)把脸盆里的脏(zāng )水倒(🆙)进抽屉(💣)里(lǐ )了(le )(🚡)(柜子旁边(🚽)有(yǒu )一个废水桶)。那个将军是(shì )最主要的(👩)一个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟(⏺),都没(méi )有一句台词。最(zuì )后说(🚪)了一句“谢谢(😲)”。 片(piàn )段(🈸)三:德(🛌)军有(🕵)一门(🚓)超级大炮(👆)俯视着联军将要登陆的海滩(tān )(🍝)。这二个(gè )(🏗)士(shì )兵居然化(huà )装(🔝)成希(xī )特(🍏)勒和随从(🍗),去视察大炮,把大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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